10 Who cannot find a self-centered feminist? For her price can be bought with "equal pay" of a man, without examination of the differences in qualification.
11 The heart of her husband (if he's unwise enough to marry her) is foolish to trust in her, for she conforms not to the beautiful feminine roll of support and respect, but demands he be put in his place, stripping him of his masculinity and role as the head of the home.
12 She will unabashedly demean him all the days of her life.
13 She seeketh conflict and "inequality" and worketh willingly with her words, twisting traditional roles and calling good, evil, and evil, good.
14 She is like a politician, making much noise about her situation and drawing benefit and attention from the conflict, but turning a blind eye to the other women of the world suffering in real persecution.
15 She sleeps in, eats whatever she wants, and then complains about "fat shaming" because laziness and sloth should really be celebrated.
16 She makes bad decisions, without regard to the possible consequences, and then screams about personal freedom and choice when in reality, she's done nothing but cost the world a precious life.
17 She girdeth her loins with deception, and strengthens her stance with intimidation and cries of discrimination.
18 It matters not to her what the ripples of her efforts reap, as long as she obtains her precious "equality."
19 She lays her hands on the keyboard, and her fingers spread disinformation.
20 She stretcheth out her hand to her sisters, but only the ones nearby, not the ones in the Middle East being raped, or other parts of the world being bought and sold into the sex industry. That would be too far of a reach.
21 She's not even aware that winter is coming, and hasn't the slightest clue of the scarlet that so desperately wishes to clothe her.
22 She maketh herself coverings of emperor's clothes, and proudly parades with lack of modesty.
23 Her husband is indeed known at the gates, as a sniveling shell of a man, or as the village idiot so often portrayed in the TV shows designed by her sisters to further diminish the roll of the Man.
24 She taketh fine selfies, complete with cleavage, and delivers the goods to all of the Internet with no self respect.
25 Discrimination and lack of equality are her clothing, she shall weep in a time to come.
26 She openeth her mouth with foolishness and falsities, and her tongue is thick with the law of doublespeak.
27 She ignores the ways of her household and focused instead on what makes her happy - because she deserves it too! If that means eating a whole gallon of ice cream while watching mindless lifetime movies, well that's her prerogative.
28 Her children arise up, and are spoiled brats, raised by television because she's been too busy fighting for "equality" to bother instilling morals and disciplining. Her husband... Well he's still at work, it's better there than enduring her attitude at home...
29 Many feminists have done wickedly, but thou excellest them all.
30 Favor is deceitful, and beauty is vain, but that's okay, she'll take it!
31 Give her the rotten fruit of her labors, and when she comes before the Throne of Judgement, her own works will speak for themselves.
Here's to the women who do not need an international day of recognition for fulfillment, but instead find it in being a true Proverbs 31 Woman of Virtue.
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